May 2013
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
johnfkennedy:
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
obliteratedheart:
I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
suk-ish:
i can’t think of anything more chill than getting high with vampire weekend
April 2013
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
vegetasbitch:
how do you even start sexting is it like ‘hey whats the english hw, show me ur vagina’
forever:
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
0m:
You give me a boner not a penis boner but a boner in my heart a heart on, an affection erection
